?Can vocational rehabilitation help me?
My background: Have a B.S. in Accounting and Finance 3.5 GPA
I worked six months for the IRS before my problem started and all the verbal attacks for my condition came.
Job Wanted: Anything on a computer not confronting others, prefer work at home, prefer accounting, I would even do bookkeeping with my degree
I wish I did not have my condition as there are lots and lots of accounting jobs out there that deal with the public.
If its such a problem you may want to go talk to your doctor, there maybe more going on then just gas.
Well, most accountants have verbal flatulence so i dont see the problem
Just pretend it didnt happen, and look knowingly (yet with an air of disgust) at the person next to you. People will suspect the smelliest lloking person (do not dress like the smelliest person - people will presume that those in expensive suits have "had the operation" - the op that seals the bum so no farts can occur)
Believe me, girls have got away with the "someone else" excuse for years. In the worst situations, you can always exclaim "he who smelt it, dealt it"
IT is the perfect employment path, the body odour of your collegues will easily drown out your fart smell. In fact in IT, farts are a bonding experience, where they are savoured in the team, much like a fine wine. When i worked in support "ahhh, an 87 vintage, ripe and cheesy" was a compliment i heard often (not about me of course, im a girl and thus have "had the operation")
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